Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

the_depressed_demon

A depressed demon who gets bullied but her best friend is The_smile_demon, he’s the only friend she has

Hi The_depressed_demon

by The_smile_demon May 19, 2022

well dressed professor

something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.

I’m totally gonna win the lotto tonight!

Yeah? And imma find a well dressed professor!

by BigWu July 28, 2022

Best-dressed-streaker

When the best dressed person at prom takes their pants off and streaks through the dance floor.

Prom was great last night, the Best-dressed-streaker ran by me with no pants on.

by Balls19 April 20, 2024

orlando is so depressed

This means the man the only man that is well known for his depressed acts and all of what is is is known for a well know for being depressed

Have u here’d of the guy this man is Orlando is so depressed he is so weired

by Tohsinothsa February 25, 2019

Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020

2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020