Someone who completely and utterly loves himself. He is utterly besotted with himself - and only himself. He has no time for anyone else, regardless of age or rank. He is generally very rude and obnoxious. There are many Delfs in existence today. The Lord High Delf is Lord Janner.
by Lord Ashdown July 22, 2008
Get the Delf mug.In dellying his head, Jamie Paolino was emulating the old woman who can no longer control her neck spasms.
by Becky October 27, 2004
Get the Delly mug.An act of spite in response to a communication attempt that garners an unreasonable delay without satisfactory justifications.
Sanjeev sends a text message to Adam. Adam does not reply for one week and does not apologize for or explain the delay. Afterward, Adam sends a text message to Sanjeev. Sanjeev also waits one week as a revenge delay to reply to Adam.
by sg8330 February 22, 2011
Get the Revenge Delay mug."Dog Selfie." Similar to "Selfie." A term used to describe when a dog takes a picture of itself. Can also be used to describe when a human takes a picture with their dog.
by Pete28 March 17, 2014
Get the Delfie mug.Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.
Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.
A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!
Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.
A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!
"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"
by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009
Get the Delft Stroopwaffles mug.When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.
When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!
by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009
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After hours of shoveling yesterday, delayed onset snowness is making my lower back squeal like a pig.
by KMango February 8, 2010
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