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First Degree Drunk

The intentional intoxication of person or person by person, or persons, who act act willfully, deliberately, and with planning to get completely shitfaced.

Akin to First Degree Murder
Brian: I plan on going out Friday night after work and getting hammered at 1-O in downtown LA. Want to go?

Joseph: You're a real first degree drunk Brian. I'll be there at 6:30.
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Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”
by Shadownode January 5, 2024
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Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.
by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012
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a rocket thrust (in gimbal) that is angled half of the degree as long as it is equal or less than 45
"That rocket has a forty-five and below lateral or lenticular angle in truncated degree thruster to make it turn a little to the left!"
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62-degree Marvin

What you call someone who experiences a noticeable improvement in energy and mood following a change in temperature, from more extreme (hot or cold) to more moderate (a pleasant 62 degrees F).
"Your dad seems like he's in a much better mood since the heat wave broke."
"Yah, he's a 62-degree Marvin."
by 62marvin October 5, 2023
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20th degree murder

When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.
They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.
by The_Mario_Queen May 27, 2023
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