deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

by Pat February 11, 2004

deco

adj.
root : decent

1). An abbreviation of the word "decent".
2). A term often used to descrive something or someone of mediocre quality.
3). A adjective used to desctibe an average woman.

She aint fine as hell, but she deco.

by winterthunda April 7, 2004

double decker

When you take a deuce in the upper tank of the toilet. Leaving the owners to believe the toilet is broken, since the water comes out brown and pieces of fieces. This continues until someone either scoops it out of the upper tank or it dissolves.

Usually happens at mad crazy house parties or when someone mad dogs another person and allows them to use their bathroom.

by Tony April 21, 2004

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

When a man is taking a dump in the tank of a toilet while a female is sitting on the bowl taking a dump while facing him and performing oral sex on him.

Yo I was taking a shit and Tracy want to give me a blumpkin but she also had to take a shit so we did an Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

by Roger Podacter September 19, 2010

double decker

When you sit on your homie’s shoulders with your nuts in his face and shit through the space in between his legs.

Yo, me and devon dropped a steaming double decker earlier in the church bathroom!

by lads9 September 8, 2018

weed on deck

to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"

"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"

"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"

"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"

by fourfourfourty October 16, 2008

Deckorum

1. dignified propriety of behavior, speech, dress, etc with regard to the act of top decking.
2. the quality or state of being deckorous; orderliness; regularity; efficiency; justice; stealth.

I heard some young ruffian top decked that nice irish theme pub, even though their prices were reasonable and the beer tasty.

Such an act violates deckorum.

by Hauntedddd October 5, 2009