The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.

Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 09, 2018

David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication

Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"

by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010

David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.

David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?

by IdekMann January 26, 2014

David

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.

i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by

by bitchassnigga\ August 02, 2019

David

David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby

In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David

by Kevin sees you March 01, 2020

david

stupid non funny

david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*

by ur mum funny haha May 02, 2019

David

David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.

Stop being a David

by Ask.Me May 20, 2018