ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023

Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

Renneke Curse

A curse originally started by Austin Renneke in which a player or team continuously succeeds in the regular season or playoffs but ultimately fails in the championship game. The curse came to be after Austin Renneke proceeded to have a 2-7 record in the finals despite success in all games prior, with many other situations being the same such as an undefeated season where he'd lose the Super Bowl and many more.

Person 1: Bruhhh we really just lost in championship after being undefeated
Person 2: Ahhhh you got that Renneke Curse

Person 1: WE'RE CHAMPIONS

Person 2: Yeah we aint on that Renneke type beat

by Chief_Morris March 28, 2020

cursed eternity

The epitome of crappy metal bands.

Fuck Cursed Eternity. Cursed Eternity sucks.

by The Uninvited Guest June 10, 2004

Thot Curse

When someone goes through a phase of only dating Thots

He fell into a Thot curse

by Zrictfore October 7, 2017

Maple Curse

A curse that people with the last name maple not able to hit his targets and also lack brain cells

Ethan: Colin hit your shots dude you did not hit him once

Colin: Sorry its the maple curse man

by bigpeepeedeedee May 22, 2020