crananus

When your empty cranial cavity is stuck up your anus.

He has crananus to day.

by cambridge2 January 8, 2008

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Cranasian

a crazy, Canadian Asian.

Many have heard Crasian before but those near the Canadian border will learn that there is another type of Crasian, those of Canadian citizenship.

Man, those Cranasians are all over the road; they must be on their way down to our mall.

by Kashi Johnson October 1, 2008

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Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 5, 2010

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Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.

Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010

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Crandle

One of the most loved people around. Filled with fun and always can make someone smile, no matter what goes wrong. Partying is where their life is lived and where everyone loves to see this person.

Dude you are such a Crandle, its rediculous!

or

Girls: I hope there are some crandles at this party tonight!

by Brentel43 November 28, 2012

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