crunchy flaming

happens when someone hates on or attacks (is flaming) a crunchy person for their crunchy ways.

Bob was crunchy flaming Sue on the message boards over her natural childbirth choices.

by crunchylina November 12, 2013

Crunchy

Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.

"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"

"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"

by lcfrgang May 16, 2022

Crunchies

Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food

I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies

by Flyingthoughts November 4, 2021

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for

He looks like Crunchy chips

by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

rice crunchy

Some gimp called lennon

This guy is a real rice crunchy

by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024