A Village Cricket Destroyer (hereafeter referred to as 'VCD') is somebody who hates the spirit of village cricket. Much of his emphasys is placed on being manly, he may be the son of a man in a position of manliness or power such as a miner or a tax collector.
Often the captain of a bigger club, such as a town team, A VCD will be merciless in his desire to stop cricket being fun.
A VCD might have other interests, such as tennis, that person will take particular pride in winning.
A VCD will hang around in the same areas as village cricketers in a sheepish manner, his end goal being to wait for available females to approach the lower standard cricketers before he muscles in and explains his position to take the girls for himself.
Often the captain of a bigger club, such as a town team, A VCD will be merciless in his desire to stop cricket being fun.
A VCD might have other interests, such as tennis, that person will take particular pride in winning.
A VCD will hang around in the same areas as village cricketers in a sheepish manner, his end goal being to wait for available females to approach the lower standard cricketers before he muscles in and explains his position to take the girls for himself.
1) Wow, we are 45-9 and that VCD is bringing the best bowler back on
2) Wow, that VCD sure is a village cricket destroyer!
3) BBH sure is a VCD
4) Wow, that VCD knows how to sink some ale!
2) Wow, that VCD sure is a village cricket destroyer!
3) BBH sure is a VCD
4) Wow, that VCD knows how to sink some ale!
by slemdogmillionaire September 15, 2009
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In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
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will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
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Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.
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You could hear a pin drop.
You could hear a pin drop.
1)Were you busy at work? Nah, it was crickets.
2) He told a joke which nobody understood. Then it was crickets.
2) He told a joke which nobody understood. Then it was crickets.
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