crispy

Adjective form; used to describe someone who is extremely angered or flustered

After being held up in line, she became extremely annoyed, to which her friend asked her "Why you be so crispy yo?"

by calicrzy2006 September 22, 2014

Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck

When you fuck someone using Fried Food as Sex tools.

Yo I gave my Girlfriend a Hot Crispy Kentucky Fried Fuck last night

by y33tgodmcneckass December 17, 2019

Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

Crispy

acting unreasonably negative or mean to a given situation or stimulus; bringing the mood down for unnecessary cause

Ex. Taking a joke seriously; going against a popular opinion in a negative way

"Hey your moms so fat she has to buy the whole row on an airplane"

"Wow I hate you, I'm never talking to you again"

"Dude I'm kidding stop being crispy"

"USA will win the World Cup!"

"Yeah I believe!"

"No they won't"

"Stop being crispy"

by Swagbeastmaster July 1, 2014

bang crispy

to leave in a hurry or to only stay for a minute.

Amanda : "hey man i'm about to bang crispy."
Jacob: "you just got here?"

example 2:
Joe: "did you go to that party yesterday?"
Alexis: "yeah man, but i banged crispy."

by missmamie October 31, 2011

crispy

A deragatory term for a "christian."

Don't answer the door, it's just a crispy trying to sell their bible magazines.

by Jack Batemaster January 8, 2006

Crispy Creme

A kitty kat that has the IQ of a teacup.

Omgz, crispy cremez, cmere babey i wanna pet your back and throw you at this beautifully white wall. (crispy meows) yeah you meow you tiny little munchkin fucktard, just meow.

by Fumples September 21, 2007