cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017

Fringe Cringe

When ones fringe parts into two or more bits, usually due to either bad weather, or just bad hair...

Guy: Bare wind messing up my hair!

Guys Friend: I know right, we've got some harsh fringe cringe goin on.

by Webb-x November 29, 2010

Giga Cringe

to use the word Cringe but to a much higher degree

The streamer known as Voooosh used David Pakman’s word “giga cringe” and don’t credit David Pakman. Voooosh is giga cringe !

by Sobe 2375 July 21, 2021

Cringe File

The place where you put the uncomfortable memories of the things you did the night before when you were totally smashed

Oh shit, Last night I slept with my best friends boyfriend. I'll just put that one in the cringe file

by Bluepearl March 21, 2010

bum cringe

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

Cringe Drinking

Something so fucking awful or awkward it makes you want to drink

The dog pulled my pants down & my entire immediate family saw my dick. I'm definitely cringe drinking tonight

by ERRRskateTSB August 6, 2015

cringe fit

A state of mind that anyone can fall into in which an individual begins to vocalise pure comedy through unintelligible whining and hyperventilating.

Person 1: WGWKWOWWHWIWOEHWISHW
Person 2: Don't worry about felix, he's just having a cringe fit.

by bruhmomentum January 9, 2020