andrew cottam

Ultra cool, hot and super cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.

Andrew Cottam is a sexy bad boy

by Mary Longhill January 22, 2018

spring cottage

The spirit of a pine tree that now serves as the ghost and protector of walkway shoveling. It is said that the pine tree was once a mortal tree and then became an Inside Christmas tree when it was put into a Christmas tree stand, but after seeing it's family shovel snow and being thrown into a dumpster to chill with the Ninja turtles it was reincarnated into the magical ghost of walkway shoveling, that sprouts new branches for arms and helps shovel people's walkways and has pizza with the Ninja turtles.

That dude outside is being a spring cottage with that shovel.

by jatgm1 March 8, 2018

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Cunt Cottage

Not unlike a She Shed or Bitch Barn, the Cunt Cottage is equipped with tools for most any project and is owned by a strong women who knows how to use all her tools.

Jessica has her Cunt Cottage prepared for the home improvement and landscaping projects.

by JaWar June 12, 2020

Rose Cottage

The euphemisms “Rose Cottage” and “Rainbow's End” are sometimes used in British hospitals to enable discussions about death in front of patients. The name Rose Cottage was adopted so that announcements concerning the morgue can be made over the tannoy without upsetting anyone

Tannoy announcer: "Can a hospital porter please go to bed 10 on Ward B. Cyril Jarvis needs to be taken to Rose Cottage, thank you."

by pauly coconuts September 5, 2020

flying cottage cheesy

(In the game CS:GO) to make a jumping sound cue before peeking an angle and shooting the opposing player in the head. This move is typically done with silver weapons like the sawed off. This move can also be enhanced by peeking the enemy with a run boost

I just flying cottage cheesy’d this bum ass silver

by rg.stew July 11, 2023

Bless your cotton mittens

Something that you say when you want to express affection or gratitude for someone (origin: British humorous)

Ben: I have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
Alison: Aww, Bless your cotton mittens, but I couldn't deprive your of your chocolate resources.

by Barak1 December 9, 2013