Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

Corn Chute

Another term for Rectum, Bunghole, Arse, Ass, Beantube...

Dude, I ate too much cheese, Now my CORN CHUTE is backed up...

by Nate Gnau October 12, 2006

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011

Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018

corn nips

A corn nip is a when a female snacks on her male boyfriends nipples.

'I love your corn nips roger! Let me suck them'
'Yessss they're like pink'

by kalanilovesdeonandhiscornnips August 22, 2017

Corn Plunge

To embark upon the dirtiest but most pleasurable of deeds, anal sex.

Rachel finally said yes. I’m taking the corn plunge tonight.

I got the corn plunge last night. I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015