If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.
by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
by kbythec June 6, 2011

To masturbate or beat off
Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
by masterdoyle August 18, 2011

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
by xzybit March 8, 2006

Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
by teaser January 2, 2006
