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cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.
"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"
by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019
mugGet the cop youmug.

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
mugGet the Watching Copsmug.

top cop

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.
by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011
mugGet the top copmug.

Carb Cop

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.
Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"
by kbythec June 6, 2011
mugGet the Carb Copmug.

cop a beat

Alex: Its 2 o'clock in the morning im so bored and i dont know what to do..
Me: cop a beat
Alex: What does that mean
Me: look at some porn and start rubbin
by masterdoyle August 18, 2011
mugGet the cop a beatmug.

cop stache

The style of mustache that was popular back in the 80's and made semi famous by Robert Redford, but nowadays worn primarily by police, usually corrupt or asshole ones.
Rule of thumb: The bigger the cop stache, the bigger the asshole he is.
by xzybit March 8, 2006
mugGet the cop stachemug.

cop a feel

Unpredictable grabbing or touching of someone's private areas while acting innocent of action taken.
Mostly used for shock value or foreplay.
A woman who is not your friend will usually find this very offensive and not humorous, however most men would
enjoy receiving this action.
While we were watching people dancing my friend said
" Don't dance close to that ass, he will try to cop a feel."
by teaser January 2, 2006
mugGet the cop a feelmug.

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