old people cookies

soft cookies, usu. comtaining some sort of soft jelly filling. esp. if sold in a small white bag by pepperidge farm.

Everytime we go to my aunt's house, she serves us old people cookies.

by Urinehat February 12, 2007

best cookie ever

Chocolate chip cookie

The best cookie ever is the chocolate chip cookie. Oatmeal raisin can go suck it.

by the cookie master October 16, 2006

cookie thumper

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.

guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper

by shesleeps February 22, 2014

Want a cookie?

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?

by EdY May 14, 2004

Woman's Cookie

Another word for a woman's vagina.

"She was keeping her woman's cookie away from her spouse."

by HellRaiser June 15, 2014

cookie-cutter culture

A better name for modern American society; basically, a culture in which conformity to any and all trends, no matter how stupid/hurtful/stereotypical they are, is valued over intelligence and individuality.

All Black/African-Americans are expected to be top-notch basketball players, drug dealers, hos, pimps, morons...it goes on ad infinitum.

by Shawn B. December 4, 2003

no cookie

A negative response by a person being solicited by another person for a late-night hook-up in codewords; recently popularized on the show "The Office" (US version)

Dwight: What about that, um, meeting discuss finances later?
Angela: Okay, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry??
Angela: (tersely) NO cookie.

by avaron September 21, 2008