Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

Coochie Uzi

A monument that a vagina is stored into to preserve warm.

It’s a fucking coochie uzi

by Bread Mobb March 30, 2020

coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.

Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...

by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021

coochie-itis

Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.

"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."

by TheRealEnsychopledia May 6, 2020

Cave Coochie

The area around the female reproductive organ that is: unkempt, overgrown, and generally not well taken care of.

Similar to that belonging to a cavewoman.

Guy#1: I went home with this girl last night and she wanted me to go down on her, but she had that cave coochie, so I left.

Guy#2: That’s nasty

by junglebug1010 October 25, 2020

coochie eye

the submissive sparkle in the eyes thats begging for coochie

damn, have u seen the way John gave me coochie eyes

by meow127 January 5, 2023