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contentstapated

Lacking the ability to create new original content. Like writers block but for use in terms of general content creation, primarily online.
I haven't written a new blog in 3 months! It's like I'm contentstapated.
by Raymmar January 6, 2015
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contemplasturbate

1.) The practice of either abusing introspective thought to procrastinate or not contribute to a group.

2.) To seduce and falsely intrigue women by a charlatan, pseudo-intellectual PUA posing as cerebral and deep in thought.

3.) Essentially, the mental raping of another person during a conversation involving one or more parties directly communicating with another party that is avoiding eye contact to stare at the genitals, mouths and the babalons of those he is violating sexually in his own mind in real time.

4.) Systematically imagining the varied subject matter and apparatus to include in one's next meth-driven, epic masturbation marathon.
1.) All men habitually contemplasturbate both in, around, and far beyond the presence of women.
by Dr. Octagynocologist May 23, 2014
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conter stirk

To play Counter-Strike Global Offensive on a nooby way, or having 400ms ping.
E.g.: "Bro u playing Conter Stirk?"
"Let's play Conter Stirk
by Cykalinka August 6, 2017
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contempturation

Having admiration for a truly vile person or group, while admiring and perhaps even adoring those very qualities in them because you aren't as capable of such trespasses on people's: lives, feelings, and/or culture.
The contempturation s/he held for the King was obvious.
by CWeller82 December 10, 2018
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conterigrete

Oh look that girl has a nice conterigrete
by Bounty Hunter 962 January 18, 2019
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Contelius

A goat at everything mostly a football player name very quick thinker and smart at sports and spends money quickly
Contelius is a goat.

Contelius is amazing at football
by Bxbsls July 7, 2019
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Contelius

One of the freakiest people you will meet

you not gone want to leave a contelius they’ll always love you

If they want the pussy they will get it

Not the best looking but will take your girlfriend

And not regret it
Boy 1:contelius stole my girl

Boy 2:but he ugly
by Bxbsls July 7, 2019
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