confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.

My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.

by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 06, 2014

a confused het

jessica

jessica is a confused het

by markleeh June 17, 2018

species confused

when a human is not sure who or what they are.

"hey bro, how are you today..?"
"uhh species confused...."

by imdabossbitch August 20, 2023

Confusioned

Your really confused and your drunk

Bro I’m on the vod I am so confusioned

by Urbandicccctioneeeeart March 09, 2019

confusioned

Caught off guard by what was said or what happened

I am confusioned about what you just did

by rebelwolf3905 February 15, 2022

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022