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Circle Jerk For Geeks

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
by boobies4eva August 16, 2011
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to run circles around something

Philly cheesesteaks run circles around prunes and stale bread.
by Shawn B. November 23, 2003
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The Circle of Plagiarism

A shared folder within a school/college network in which three or more users share work to achieve higher grades with minimal effort. When in The Circle of Plagiarism there are certain rules by which you must abide.

#1 - The first rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you do not talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#2 - The second rule of The Circle of Plagiarism is, you DO NOT talk about The Circle of Plagiarism.

#3 - If someone says stop, goes crazy, finds out, the plagisarism is over.

#4 - Members only to a folder.

#5 - One file at a time.

#6 - No viruses, no spyware.

#7 - Files will stay on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at The Circle of Plagiarism, you have to share.

Please note you should always reword all work.
Hey, put that stuff into The Circle of Plagiarism.

Shit, the teacher's coming over, hide The Circle of Plagiarism.
by Kempo May 23, 2006
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Circle dater

Someone who systematically dates every person in a group of friends. Usually occurring in groups of high school girls with similar personalities or appearances.
"Man, did you hear Eric is dating Brianna now?"
"I thought he took her beat friend to prom?"

"Yeah, he'll be after Emily next. That guy's such a circle dater."
by EShad21 October 13, 2011
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circle-talker

A person who talks about a subject without really answering the question or addressing the problem.
Sue: "Did you hear what the boss said when I asked him if we were having an office Christmas party?"

John: "Yes, he talked about how expensive food was, how much fun a party is, and all the shopping he has to do. Typical circle-talker!"
by Caroline43001 January 12, 2012
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Circle joke

A joke that is told while smoking weed in a circle, and thus must be kept between the circle. "What's said in the circle stays in the circle."
James: you can't expect to be on the "top 5 fighters at work" list when you have a curfew.....

Betty: Oh man that's funny ! I'm going to have to tell people at work!
James: Nahhhh nah nah that's a circle joke.
by The stones of Abington June 9, 2016
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Circle Gang

the known rivals of the Square Gang, and notorius for being a buncha bitches. Also known for being weak hoes with no musical taste.
aye man you hear bryan sucked ko's pp? Square Gang member #3: Ay what can you expect from Circle gang
by SquareJin January 10, 2020
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