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Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.
Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.
by Wolf April 10, 2005
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ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.
Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!
by thejavakat October 30, 2014
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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 September 6, 2016
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ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off
that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.
by boomerang man March 1, 2018
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Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.
"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."
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Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.
Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!
by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021
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monkey-chomping

The excessive lip smacking and/or noises made while a minority is eating
Hey Larry, I can hear that Jiggaboo monkey-chomping over there!
by IH8Libs November 4, 2021
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