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You have to choose a side!

Ohoho reahehelly!?
Zealot "You have to choose a side!"

Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."

Zealot "You... You can't do that."

Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."

Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"

Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."

Zealot "It's going to punish you!"

Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Choosed

I choosed this in the shop
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You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.
Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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Chew Choo Plug

When a person uses a buttplug while riding a train over rough terrain.
The chew choo plug was nice.
by Billy Bob Tim Schoot April 1, 2024
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Choose your favourite turd

Choosing the least worst option from a selection of terrible choices.
Picking the next Tory leader is like having to choose your favourite turd
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Choose

Betyr «hype»; spenning og glede, ofte på veiene av noen andre.
P1: Jeg fikk 6 på prøven!

P2: Choose!
by KushDestroyer June 11, 2022
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