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Chaldean

A group of so called Catholics And Christians from the Middle East that Deserted their own countries and fled to America. Their fathers and grandfathers are weak and would not fight a civil war in their homelands. Most of them were scared out of their homes and villages by men with beards. Their families are scared to stand their ground. They will run from any and all confrontation.

They found the USA as a desirable place because there is so many laws protecting fraudulent criminals and white collar scammers.

They would rat on their own parents to stay out of trouble. Their parents would also be proud of them for doing that.

The live in homes with 3 or 4 generations under 1 roof. 12 family members in 1) 3 bedroom home is not uncommon.

Metro Detroit suburbs is full of Chaldean Communes.
That Chaldean family has the cops at their home daily! Must be telling on each other again.
by DetroitRealist July 9, 2020
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chaldean

A chaldean a Christian from Iraq (cradle of civilization) that are some of the best people in the world. Everyone would be so lucky if they were Chaldean. The girls are hot like fire. Everyone is so jealous of them because they dont act like sluts and sleep with every Tom, Dick, and Harry like white trash. They have morals and good judgement. One word of advice: never try to screw around with a chaldean cuz you know there will be another chaldean around to screw you over.
John: Hey baby, what's your nationality?

Chaldean girl: I am chaldean

John: What is chaldean?

Chaldean Girl: Someone that will not be seen with you
by diane j February 1, 2008
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cheddie

he is by definition,
the most flirtatious guy wou'll eve encounter.
he will try to seduce you with his
built-it-himself computer
and car.

will try to make you swoon by making u a mix tape.. err i mean CD

and wears earring.
daniella "ohmygod tiff tiff, quess who i just saw"

tiff tiff "iono who"

daniella "well let me help u guess,
he wears earring, a really cool car,
and likes too flirt a lot!"

tiff tiff "ohmyfriggengod you saw cheddie!!?!?"

daniella "yeah he winked at me!!!"
by D-zaster October 20, 2008
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Cheesebutt Chedderman

The bitter blazed alter ego of a once pleasant man.
He was being nice, and then he got all Cheesebutt Chedderman on his ass.
by Infamous113 October 16, 2009
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cheda

Cheda is a word used for people who have a beast-like addiction for male genitals.

When engaged in male gay sex (see 'gay sex' for more information'), these people go to such as extremes as to bite off their mate's testicles and/or penis.

When deprived of their favourite thing, chedas are known to do either the aforementioned or sulk into a corner until the day they die.

Scientists never found out what causes this obsession, and there is no cure yet.
John: Hey Jenny, I'm going out with Joe today... You know Joe, right? From the club?

Jenny: JOE? Are you crazy? Didn't you hear that he's a Cheda?

John: Holy shit, you're kidding me, right? ... Damn, I really thought he was cute, but I don't need creepy shit like that in my life. Thanks for telling me.
by Mati March 10, 2005
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ched head

James was strimming some grass on the estate and fell down the bank, Daniel shouted from above ' What a fucking Ched Head' and laughed as James empailed himself on a fence post...
by Chedsy August 22, 2006
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CHED

Friend : want to play a game
me : nah im going ched
by Blitzle December 27, 2016
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