Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..
PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021
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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.
by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024
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Catfish Belly

A defined and colossal forearm muscle
Ever since Hunter got dumped, that catfish belly has been looking like a map of the Pecos River.
by Sarsaparilla Gorilla March 28, 2023
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Walking Catfish

An Atypical Catfish variety in which the catfisher is playing with the target as themself, but done with malice or as a gold digger
Dude that chick is so hot, why does she go out with that dude?
That's because she's a Walking Catfish!
by cggccggccggc May 29, 2018
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Creamcheese Catfish

A guy who never does anything except plays video games. He is often seen blowing everyone off and trying to be the most positive streamer.
Hey look at Montessoir he’s a flaming creamcheese catfish
by Cheese boii November 21, 2021
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san francisco catfish

Very large and hairy male anus.
All you're going to catch with that chode is a San Francisco catfish.
by A'Louriean February 28, 2024
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