gay with a capitol H

Super gay like a superhero gay...hence the H

Friend #1: "Dudeski I totally had this wack dream last night wherst I Whas being chased by a crab with lightning bolts coming out of its I's and he was wearing loafers!
Friend #5: Hold on let me check my dream book...dude...you are gay...with a capitol H...!!!
Friend #9.7: Dude that is wack!
Friend Numero Dos: Shit son!

by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005

Cantonese

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.

Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.

by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020

Capiosexual

Attracted to female poets

Camisexual: attracted to male poets

That guy only likes female poets
Oh he's a Capiosexual

by OLDSCHOOL KILLER March 14, 2015

oye mi canto

Spanish for...Heres My Song

Oye Mi Canto the song by N.O.R.E n others

by BigMak October 22, 2004

Capitol

Somewhere that is the start of the purge

Yo the capitol is starting look at the white people

by QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLXZXCVBNM January 21, 2021

Capodicats

To call someone a dick head, literal translation is head of dick

What the hell did you do that for... ay... Capodicats

by gatsby January 28, 2005

Capitostatism

Capitostatism is a political structure that meets the following requirements: the government has been turned into a joint stock sovereign company, everyone in the country is a shareholder to some minimum degree, and most wealth is held in these tradeable stateshares.

Under such a system, there is no successful conflict of interest. Mutual interest between everyone in the country becomes the monopoly on economy because everyone wants the market value of the stateshare to go up more than everyone wants anything else. Shareholders are entitled to service dividends from the state based on how many stateshares they own. Such services might be voting rights, property rights, entrance into the country, roads, military protection, police protection, courts, etc. The goal of this system is for services to improve relative to their cost since their improvement will cause the stateshare to increase in market value, which will cause everyone in the country to become wealthier.

After America's transition to capitostatism, every American became a millionaire.

by EternalPropagation June 10, 2019