Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles

Mason’s brothers fuckass candles in my ass melting hurting and burning

bro masons brothers fuckass candles are amazing dildos that make my asshole smell good

Mason’s Brothers Fuckass Candles- Holy fucking shit, these candles fucking suck

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015

Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.

Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey

by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016

Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

Candle

Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.

My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

Candle Holder

On the 14th of December, we celebrate National Candle Holder day. This day is used to shed light upon those/us who hold the candle for our taken 💍 friends

Definition: the 3rd wheeler/ The “bystander” who is there whilst the couple is doing couple tings.

Eg. you are the candle on the table, in between the couple on their date

“I saw, Palesa was the Candle Holder for Noah and Kristen. It was cute but sad”

by Payless :) December 14, 2022

Roman candle

When you want your sex life to be ‘on fire’ so you light a candle and stick it in your partners ass while dripping hot wax on their nipples.

‘When keffory gets really excited, he begs me to light him up like a Roman Candle!’

by Sparkle prncs December 12, 2021