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Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
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candle

i'd like to have a nice bonfire.
how about we light some domesticated fires instead?
yeah, candles are good.
by bmoreno928 June 10, 2018
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cake and candles

A phrase a man can use to wish another man a happy birthday in a heterosexual manner
Jamar: I'm turning 30
Greg: ...
Greg: Cake and candles my brotha
by The Fire Nation December 26, 2023
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Scam Candle

Big green candle happens around 2 hours before market close that defy all previous trends. This also happens based on no news. Typically this candle will be wiped out before market close or in a pre-market gap down on the following day.
Maverick discord: LDeazyMND wtf is going on with that candle around 2 ?
LDeazyMND: it is a Scam Candle!
Chuck: MND !
by LDEAZYMND March 4, 2024
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Lighting a candle

Lighting a candle refers to someone farming in a hot tub
"Dude, did you just light a candle?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time."
by Omega Supreme July 8, 2024
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candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!
by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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