caleb croddy 

the dumbest bitch of them all; known for throwing up at swim practices; nicknamed "thottie Croddy" fell down a hill one time trying to say hi to his blue haired crackhead friend, hips built for hula hooping, has secret identity named Rachel Amber. If you could identify with ANY OF THESE YOU JUST MIGHT BE A CALEB CRODDY.

Friend One: Hey did you watch that fight between Caleb and the big guy?
Friend Two: It was HILARIOUS, Caleb Croddy was thrown out of the ring within the first five secoonds!

caleb croddy by thebluenette November 10, 2020

Caleb Pulaski

Someone who usually lives in Ohio. Caleb Pulaski’s CPs for short are usually skinny no muscle, bums who always ask for a dollar. They always smell like Reggie and smoke FTs. They will ask you to match then throw in a .5 of mid.

George: “ Did you get this Reggie from a Pulaski?
John: “Yea Caleb Pulaski will always be a bum”

Caleb Pulaski by Caleb Pulaski January 15, 2021

Caleb

Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.

"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".

'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".

"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".

Caleb by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021

Caleb Whitehead 

always Super super high, great music taste
a real one

everyone wanna be Caleb friend
Rich rich rich 💰💰

Woah look there’s Caleb Whitehead!

Yeah man he’s tremendously cool.

Caleb Whitehead by adrqiz January 14, 2022

caleb

calebs are awkward asf and really fucking nerdy. but theyre also hella funny and make your life 10x better, theyre always super supportive and will be there for you anytime you need it. calebs are rare as hell so dont lose em, calebs are super cool.

yeah calebs my absolute favorite guy you should talk to him

caleb by magicfetus March 11, 2022

caleb and crystal

the most top-tier couple, the literal definition of “meant to be”

“hey girl, did you see caleb and crystal yesterday?”
“yeah girl, they’re definitely the next barack and michelle obama”

caleb and crystal by the rock’s diamond June 14, 2022

CableWanker 

The type of MF who has only one future, either to be a

electrician or a person that wanks of to cables.

¨Hello calle¨

¨Hi Oliver¨

¨have you seen Rasmus or Thor?¨

¨Yes, they are with Alfred and Eliott in the computer room. Probobly wnaking of to cables¨

¨ Ohh yea, i love CableWankers¨

- We chose to leave Måns out of this because he deserves a real man!

CableWanker by GodsMostLovedChild November 30, 2022