cumdgement call

The "judgement call" a man must make in the moments preceding impending orgasm whilst having unprotected sex, regarding the placement of his ejaculatory load. Despite the agreement, discussion, etc. that he and his partner may have had before and during sex, the man has the ultimate power whether to pull out or not, and where to ejaculate should he indeed pull out. Scrupulous and complex calculations are performed by the man during these nanoseconds. These calculations weigh factors such as chance of child conception, partner reaction and, ultimately, satisfaction.

Mike 1: Dude I had to make a hard cumdgement call whether to pull out or not. By my calculations, the best move was to splooge on her face.
Mike 2: Was she on birth control?
Mike 1: Yea but who cares?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 17, 2017

cum call

The sound someone makes when they orgasm.

“Omg have you heard his cum call?”
“Yeah it’s like really intense.”

by amanthawashmehands December 20, 2018

pole call

The opposite to Booty call , for a women to call on a guy . for his 'pole'

i just broke up with my boyfriend , i might get him over for a 'pole call'

by JnOoSnHi June 16, 2009

poke-call

A missed-call intentionally done to be remembered by the person you fancy.

Jane: God! I really regret a lot that I gave Marc my number! He keeps on "Poke-Calling" me and I'm annoyed!

by imarcverga November 22, 2010

Throne call

(n) To make a cellphone call from a bathroom or toilet stall, usually to save time.

"I was rushed at work, so I made a quick throne call to Jeff while I was doing my business."

by jc2 May 13, 2008

bruh is calling

for when you are getting a call from bruh

*Brrring brrrring*
"Oh I wonder who's calling"
*Call From, Bruh*
oh, bruh is calling

by bruh is calling March 30, 2020

Call the Dog

A common motion by the two prominent fingers that are applied whilst fingering a vagina. While the fingers are inserted deeply into the vagina, a gesture should be made as though you are calling a dog. It's could also be described a front-to-back motion so that the G-spot is massaged continuously.

I was fingering my girlfriend and she told me to "Call the Dog". I obeyed and she came instead of the dog.

by knutzzz6969 January 10, 2017