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burger pits

What's that smell?

It's Charlotte's burger pits.

That bitch really needs to use deodorant
by Chazza burger pits May 21, 2017
mugGet the burger pitsmug.

Burger Disease

The 'Burger Disease" is a very bad thing that occurs when you get a phat hickey from some kind of burger, It slowly turns your bones into floppy burger patties
Jiah - "What's that on your neck:
Toby - "It's a Hickey"
Jiah - "Don't tell me a burger gave it to you"
Toby - "Yeah, why...?"
Jiah - "Your going to get the 'Burger Disease'"
by alkssmma,lwwoak June 5, 2019
mugGet the Burger Diseasemug.

Burger neck

Is the fat at the back of your neck that looks like a burger
Mum what's that fat thing at the back of his neck. Mum:It's called a burger neck.
by Uglyonesexy July 9, 2015
mugGet the Burger neckmug.

gurgle burger

Occurs when a woman experiences Vaginal Flatulence post-coitus. The expenditure of air causes the deposited semen to bubble and make a sound akin to that of the last remnants of water in the bath tub being drained.

Though uncommon, it has been reported that semenal projectiles can be discharged from the Vagina accompanying flatulence, this is considered to be of no physical harm to the depositee, but can be aesthetically displeasing as it is considered unseemly by most practitioners.
Although not considered to be a mainstream sexual practice, 'gurgling' (as it is known by aficionados) is experiencing somewhat of a renaissance in certain European aristocratic circles of late.
Rob: Man, you should have seen what happened to me last night.
Doogie: What?
Rob: This chick queefed after i'd finished slogging her out and she blew a gurgle burger all over me.
Doogie: Lovely.
by Blood-Rod23 September 3, 2014
mugGet the gurgle burgermug.

pumpkin burger

A sexual act in which a pumpkin is hollowed out and placed upon a participant's head and then ejaculated into by bystanders
Hey girl you ever had a pumpkin burger?

Anyone up for pumpkin burger tonight?

She was still sticky from the pumpkin burger.
by jarvisg September 30, 2013
mugGet the pumpkin burgermug.

spunk burger

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.
"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"
by Donald A. February 11, 2019
mugGet the spunk burgermug.

Clam burger

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.
by sarkaztic November 25, 2014
mugGet the Clam burgermug.

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