Top-bunk 

(verb)- To hook up with a person in the top bunk of a bunk bed. Can be modified into a double-bunk if there is another couple hooking up on the bottom bunk.

Typically occurs in a college dorm setting.

Can be abbreviated "TB"

Did you hear? Mark top-bunked that girl he was dancing with at the party last night!

No way! Please tell me.. was Steve was there too?

Yep. It was a classic double-bunk.

Top-bunk by B3iswhereitsat September 20, 2011

human bunk bed 

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.

"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."

human bunk bed by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010

e-bunk 

A word that refers to the e-mail or post written in response to a shared story that is false (hoax, urban legend). The e-bunk usually contains a link to a reputable website that confirms the account given in the hoax e-mail is in fact false. This word is a variation of debunk. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

My friend sent me an e-mail saying there was so much lead in certain lipsticks they would make a person sick. I sent her an e-bunk in reply.

e-bunk by General Sapo January 1, 2015

Building bunk beds 

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.

Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"

Building bunk beds by WeeFuckers April 1, 2021

hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.

My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.

hillsdale bunk bed by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

hot bunk skunk by WhyMe? January 10, 2014

Tritty Bunk

awesome, great, sweet, amazing, boss, super, nice or any variation thereof.

That shit is "tritty bunk"

When that capper put his jammers on that shit was "tritty bunk."

Tritty Bunk by Phil Steele December 9, 2008