by DrDirt December 14, 2010
Get the Brotana mug.Těžký gang mladých gangsterů okupující záchody na Gymnáziu profesora Jana Patočky je jeden z nejnebezpečnějších v Praze. Tito chuligáni ve vedení Džabala jsou postrachem všech primánů i sekundánů. Nejraději nahazují ve třetím patře nebo nabijou kotel na školním dvoře. Nebrání se ani “vintage” košilím či studiu angličtiny nebo vytváření trashrapu a psaní kodexů o hovně. Respect plus bratan!
Nejvetsi bRatani z Patocky bracho navzdy gangshit jaxvine.
by RatanPico September 16, 2020
Get the bRatani z Patocky mug.A small island that strangely enough still seems to consider itself a world power despite all evidence to the contrary.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
The population is still divided by class because the British are still "subjects", not citizens due to the continuing presence of a monarchy. Accordingly the British classify themselves as upper, middle, or lower class on the strength of the job they do. Basically, Law, the civil service and the army is ok ( linked to monarchy), banking and finance tolerated ( money is worshipped in britain) but anything else means you are considered at the level of an African toilet cleaner.
Readership/non readership of the Daily Mail decides your level of patriotism. Accent, employment, education, post code, religion and net wealth makes or breaks the average Brit. One absolute stigma that makes you a "chav" ( modern pretentious middle class term for poor working class) is to find yourself living in social housing. This attitude was introduced by Maggie Thatcher in the 1980's to encourage the housing market.
Also, some time in the late 90's a constituent part of Britain, i.e. the English decided to base their national identity on the wearing of football shirts and the singing of "En-ger-land" over and over to any passing French or German person. Morris dancing and the eating of roast beef one presumes became a little dull in the light of Euro 96.
Currently Britain is considering making being a foreigner a criminal offence. This legislation is hoped to be brought in just in time before Britain disappears up it's own backside sometime after the 2012 Olympics.
In britain it is common to sing "two world wars, one world cup"
In Britain it is commonly accepted that shoddy workmanship "looks like it was done by an Indian"
In Britain it is commonly accepted that shoddy workmanship "looks like it was done by an Indian"
by Marmeduke Smarmy March 14, 2008
Get the britain mug.Horrible, tiny, little country that couldn't keep a colony for the life of it. This country is full of people with HORRIBLY messed up teeth and arrogant sons of bitches. Also, they hate Americans, and Germans. Britain is weird.
people from Britain on myspace chat always love to harass and belittle Americans for no apparent reason
by soniccone July 13, 2007
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Get the britarchhoe mug.Friend: Hey Brotato!
Other Friend: Brotato ...what?
Friend: You know, bro and tato and...your german..and
Other Friend: What?
Friend: Nothing...
Other Friend: Brotato ...what?
Friend: You know, bro and tato and...your german..and
Other Friend: What?
Friend: Nothing...
by Kawaiinaodesu~ November 21, 2014
Get the Brotato mug.A country of hypcrites and pillow biters that thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread. They like to bash other countries (specifically America) about things they have no idea about. NO you were NOT the larget empire in history (*cough* roman) NO you were not behind evey major modern achievement (America is, dicovered how to harness electricity, the internet as we know it, aircraft, cars, the telephone, peanut butter, The light bulb, artificial heart, telegraph, sewing machine, liquid fueled rocket, traffic light, lie detector, bandaids, bulldozers I could go ON and ON)
Basically, the world would not be NEARLY as advanced as it is today without the "country of wanker's" inventions. You would all still be loading muskets, riding around in horse drawn wagons, and would only be able to travel by sea to other nations. Dont forget that without the internet *cough* also made by the U.S *cough* I could not be shutting all of you ignorant bastards down right now. OHHH yeah, and electricity, gee, what would the world be like if THomas edison didn't find out how to harness it?
Thats what I thought...
Basically, the world would not be NEARLY as advanced as it is today without the "country of wanker's" inventions. You would all still be loading muskets, riding around in horse drawn wagons, and would only be able to travel by sea to other nations. Dont forget that without the internet *cough* also made by the U.S *cough* I could not be shutting all of you ignorant bastards down right now. OHHH yeah, and electricity, gee, what would the world be like if THomas edison didn't find out how to harness it?
Thats what I thought...
"Gee John, those american wankers sure are racist and ignorant, Britain is truly the most accepting and non-biased"
"I totally agree Mike, And how bout those fucking french, I can't stand them either,"
"Yeah, and those dutch...germans...Gee, we're the SAME Thing we preach against...."
"I totally agree Mike, And how bout those fucking french, I can't stand them either,"
"Yeah, and those dutch...germans...Gee, we're the SAME Thing we preach against...."
by Not so ignorant August 31, 2008
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