Bryan

Bryans are extremely dumb and fat and get no girls.

Me: Hey Bryan your gay.
Bryan: Why you bully me.

by Bruh on smarties March 2, 2020

Kobe Bryant

A talented, horny, very rich basketball player that easily escapes conviction because he lives in the land where the government favors the rich: The Good Ole USA!

Hey, Kobe's a baller and can't keep it in the pants, but he's got money, so whatev.

by Davimus September 20, 2005

The K. Bryant

Bending a chick over the back of a chair and fucking her doggy style with your hands around her neck then without notice, you shove your dick up her asshole; it's asshole rape, as performed by Kobe Bryant. Also known as #24, Number 24, The Bryant & The KB

Kobe Bryant should be receiving The K. Bryant in prison!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

bryan varela

A very nice sweet gentlemen, he has heart, he's probably one of the guys every girl wants, who ever has him as a boyfriend is very LUCKY.

Bryan Varela is a very sweet, gentlemen uff<3

by Gentlemen10 November 24, 2013

bryani

The beautiful one and only bryani . She is so smart and money is never far. She is sweet but can be hood AF at times . She knows how to set it off and shut it down . Oh she is mad funny also. Bryani is the one ex ya still think about when ya new bitch acting up ! But Bryani doesn't do leftovers.

Bryani is funny AF.

by nookie_cookie March 9, 2015

Bryan

When you’re with a Bryan it can feel as if heaven has descended here on earth. Laughing is very commonplace when you’re with him, as is learning and expanding your mind.

Sometimes though, he’ll say things to push you away when you’re getting to know him, but it’s only because he’s afraid of being hurt again. It’s hard for him to know how to love at times. You shower him with compliments because they are true and you’ve never quite met someone like him but those things turn him off... initially, but then he’ll warm up to you. He’s like a jelly filled donut, all his goodness is inside, once he lets you in.

Bryan and i are working on that school project I was telling you about!
Oh, cool let me know how it goes

by 1718. May 4, 2019

kobe bryant

-wanna be mj
-very full of himslef
-very overrated in the looks department
-not very nice
-scale of 1-10 when it comes to his skills, 9

kobe is a good liar, we all know he di it

by yankeesrule May 13, 2005