Sweet Briar College

Sweet Briar College is an all woman college located 12 miles North of Lynchburg, VA. They are considered the #1 woman's college in Virginia by the US News & World Report. But . . . they are considered #2 or possibly #3 by any self respecting Hampden-Sydney man (behind Hollins and possibly RMCW). Sweet Briar girls generally are fat, rich, and constantly invading the HSC campus on the weekend looking for free beer, a quiet place to sleep, and a husband. They can easily be spotted at a HSC football game wearing loud colored sun dresses, their mother's pearls (or the ones daddy bought them), and pink ribbons in their hair. They are generally cutting in line at the keg, and don’t seem to care about any other guy than the one they are trying to marry at that moment. They are superficially “sweet," and men are suckered. These woman can simply be described as "carnivores."

Molly: How about that guy?
Ginny: Naw, he isn't driving a beemer.
Molly: What about him?
Ginny: Ick, he is wearing tennis shoes!

Ginny: Now there is my future husband!
Molly: You mean the guy wearing a pink polo shirt and kakhis? The one pulling up in the BMW X5 with 2 kegs in the trunk?
Ginny: Exactly!

by not important October 14, 2004

BRERETON

To fuck up the word contradiction. When someones jokes are so shit they're funny

Your so BRERETON

by Dumbumrum June 3, 2018

Breer

A sustainable beer made from waste bread, that tastes like the best drink you'll ever have

I feel like having a Breer, its the best beer out there!

by dg1008 September 18, 2020

bierd

An alternate version of the word "beard"

Golderg: bierd or no bierd?!?

by Brian Anthony February 22, 2004

Briar

A male who is a dick to girls, treats them like hell, plays with thier hearts, Instigates cheating, and just a complete and udder asshole.

Johns all over Jill. He must be a Briar

by SkinnyPetebabygirl April 11, 2011

Bierman

(Noun) - A dick, in terms of a jerk with unnecessary and often unfair prejudices towards his/her peers; a disgruntled white man that does not have sexual intercourse due to a repulsive presence; a liar; an overly emotional person, as to display signs of bipolarity

(Adjective) - Of, or relating to the penis or testicles; unfair; maniacal; bipolar; disgruntled; not having been engaged in sexual intercourse of any kind other than with oneself

(Noun) - "I hate my teacher. I did all the work and he failed me anyways because he felt like it. He's such a bierman."

(Noun) - "Sucks for that bierman -- he's been married for 30 years and now he has no recollection of what sex is like."

(Noun) - (while driving) "GET OFF MY ASS, BIERMAN!!!"

(Adjective) - "Come on, umpire! He pitched the ball directly over the batter's head and you call it a strike? That's a bierman call and you know it!"

(Adjective) - "I'm still a virgin, man, and I'm sick of my bierman life right now."

by nobody will care anyways December 9, 2008

brief

something that is kool or nice

that cars a brief!

by Foggo May 9, 2003