John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth

Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot

by The John Bridge May 7, 2025

Blood Diamond Bride

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Smearing of the bride

An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region

“That was a great wedding. I can’t wait for the smearing of the bride. Giddy up!”

by Juan1000 April 28, 2021

blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021

lovely.corpse.bride

random mf i fount on my fyp so i followed them

“are u lovely.corpse.bride” “yes i am have u seen any cds” “no?” “that’s not good i guess i just have to C DEEZ NUTZ IN UR MOUYTH”

by urmother.com September 8, 2021

Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

My Dying Bride

A fantastic doom metal band to get stoned to along with Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Type O Negative and Witchfinder General

My Dying Bride is peak

by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025