Brenden Snap

A name given to Brendy from the movie, "Legally Blonde" as the "Bend N' Snap." Brendy is a strapping young lad who shortens too many words. He is the host for the popular game show - "Cute, or Beaut." You may have seen him on TV. He is pretty much a big deal, and people know him. He is a ladies man and is stuck between two lovers. Mandie, and Chelsey. It is the best of both worlds, its what keeps his engine running.

I wish I was Brenden Snap.

by Midnight Mike December 15, 2009

Braden

Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day

Jesus christ that guy Braden is a crackhead

by I know you're somewhere December 28, 2017

Braeden

That one sped kid who is white that thinks he is good at baskeyball, runs from fat kids.

" is that Braeden?" "Yea he runs from fat kids and looks like a duck."

by IHaveYeezys October 16, 2018

braeden timms

Did I say Braeden Timms? I meant the best person ever! If you ever meet them, you better cherish them because they are so nice and kind and sweet! They are extremely cute and hella tall, and it’s adorable. They should know being skinny and tall and having a little bit of acne is never ugly. If you know a Braeden Timms, if they are like this then this is them, because there is no one like them in the world! They have adorable stretch marks on their shoulders, too! You better make them as your lock screen and give them cute nicknames AND LOAD THEM UP WITH JUNK FOOD! Please never hurt them, and never say that they “do not show enough affection” or “talk about their mental problems” because the only time they bring up their mental problems is when they are in the middle of a panic attack or something extreme. Oh yeah, maybe try taking them to a zoo where there are Siberian tigers, and they would prefer pictures of the blue sky over red hot lava any day of the week. Maybe even try climbing a mountain with them!!! They also like Autumn, and did I mention they are cute? I did? Well then let me say something else: they are adorable and so lovable, and though they can be protective they are super soft and insecure!! Always cherish them, and remember their pronouns because even though they do not correct people too too often, it’s always nice of you (they/them if you are wondering). If you meet them, give them lots of hugs and cuddles! They truly do deserve the world!

Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: Oh, that’s the lovable bean, Braeden Timms!

by Bffr. May 21, 2020

the breaded cutlet

when getting a bj on the beach, blow your load on her cheek and shove her head in the sand.

dude i so gave sally the breaded cutlet.

by the original special one August 21, 2011

finger breading

When girls finger themselves over a piece of bread and the last the to squirt onto the bread has to munch on the now moist bread

Damn I heard Melissa lost a game of finger breading when she was in college.

by T-Dog Maloney August 17, 2016

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008