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choi-bot

A 35 year old man addicted to Everquest. This man believes blowjobs only happen in porn flicks, falls asleep standing up, plays everquest 12+ hours a day, pretends to be a female while playing one of his online games. He spends much of his time meditating on the toilet in hopes of achieving time travel. His hands are strong enough to tear an apple in half due to many many days of furious masturbation to hentai porn.
Choi-bot, hold the flashlight straight! Choi-bot wake the fuck up. Where the hell is Choi-bot? Choi-bot is taking a shit again.
by choibots coworkers December 15, 2008
mugGet the choi-botmug.

bot-flex

when your E-go is to big for the internet and you NEED to prove it with virtual friends.
Audrey- “have you seen James’ peen? It’s Smol.”
Fin- “careful, if he sees he will flex his bot dick”
James-“BOT-FLEX INCOMING”*nukes the chat*

You’re the only one here.
by MCBOT.INC April 24, 2020
mugGet the bot-flexmug.

Bo-Bot

A Bo-bot is a squarish robot that has many different capabilities. Their skills can be boosted by adding equipment to it, such as the Bo-bot hammer. Bo-bots are sold to companies that need helper bots, but there are also independent Bo-Bots, such as Jenny-Boo and Jenny-Boo Two. Bo-bots are extremely versatile. One of their appearances are in critically acclaimed TV cartoon named Meep Ba-beep. Meep ba-beep is trying to earn enough points so he can afford an amazing Bo-bot.
"I TOTALLY WANT THAT BO-BOT"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT BO-BOT USED IT'S BO-BOT HAMMER ON MY CAR!"
"Where can I get a Bo-bot?"
by royalrome November 19, 2013
mugGet the Bo-Botmug.

blob-bot

Someone who achieves self-worth by living life through a set of repetitious, dramatic, and destructive relationships.
She is such a blob-bot for continuing to sleep with a married man.
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
mugGet the blob-botmug.

russian bot

Sadly what the media labels innocent libertarians/conservatives online to silence them. Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT May 7, 2018
mugGet the russian botmug.

Ho-Bot

A prostitute grinding hard and so well on the streets of Berkley that she/they resemble machines on Sex.
Damn that ho driving that golf cart has a grip of customers packing behind her! That's like some science fiction machine shit. Or some ho-bot shit.
by Zexamator June 2, 2010
mugGet the Ho-Botmug.

Thot Bot

E-mail Spam Bot Females, Solicitation Emails
"I never open Thot Bot E-mails. Always some link to a porn site."
by Let's Not April 14, 2019
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