Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

bluttery

To insert butter into the anal cavity and save it for later.

"My anus is very bluttery today!"

by howdoitypewords September 3, 2016

Blotomatic

To be so unconsciously inebriated as to willingly find oneself traveling from speakeasy to Rathskeller at the drop of a shot glass.

Harry is spending all his time is taprooms and ale houses, he has finally reached the blotomatic stage of his life.

by Buck Holiday May 23, 2016

bluetooth cherries

Another term for side ho, because you are talking to them via your bluetooth.

Got too many bluetooth cherries these days to focus on hustlin'.

by cleemd January 13, 2017

Blutt

Blutt , it is no more than blood stemming from a hainous mutilation of the anus,(or basically any wound from the back anywhere around the glutious maximus) wich draws blood out of the area. a really simple combination of blod and butt

At first i didnt notice, but when he fell with his dick in the dirt all you saw on his ass was nothing but BLUTT!

by JimmyJamManson26 February 8, 2017

Blucoldfuzz

The strange growing coating that appears on out of date food in the refrigerater

I'm not eating g that is got blucoldfuzz

by fragmaster May 6, 2017

Blucoldfuzz

The strange growing coating that appears on out of date food in the refrigerater

I'm not eating g that is got blucoldfuzz

by fragmaster May 6, 2017