bloop

A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.

Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).

*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "

by kaylaashley December 29, 2003

bloop

It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.

Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.

by Steven Beverly March 29, 2008

bloppy

To drop an poo while being blown

while recieving head i was in exstcy i i punched out a bloppy by mistake

by PEPE' May 12, 2004

bloopy

the feeling of being full, from eating too much, bloated and uncomfortable

After the enormous bowl of spaghetti I ate I felt so bloopy.

by Dennelle September 22, 2003

bloop bloops

Dan's name for fire flies when he's drunk or high

"Woah, look, look, see right there bloop bloops"

by dl33t June 9, 2004

blorping

When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.

"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"

by Trapper401 September 12, 2016

bloopa

Everything that exists.

i want to know bloopa!!

by bblahblahlarry August 18, 2011