Vag-Blocked

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.

Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.

by Erlexa April 29, 2008

Blooted

The most fucked up. Period.

I’m fuckin Blooted blazed rn my guy

by Wifflebat September 23, 2018

Clock Blocked

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.

"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"

by Doberman112 March 1, 2010

Bill-Blocked

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

clock blocked

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

by Maverickzod September 23, 2011

Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer

I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing

by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016

Bloomed

Smoke weed, then get the munchies and eat some magical mushrooms... may induce a bad trip man

"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"

by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009