shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

boston blaster

when you spray shit on your partners chest

give me a boston blaster

by blastermotions November 11, 2017

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

Air Blaster

Singular of Air Blasterz, a air conditioner.

Roomate: Could you turn up the Air Blaster?
Me: Yeah, sure.

by suxti July 22, 2019

Cheek Blaster

A person that likes to hit it from the back.

To pipe someone’s cheeks in an extreme way.

You’re such a cheek blaster bro.

I’m an extreme cheek blaster.

by Lyra141 September 21, 2019

BooBoo Blaster

When you cum in someone’s ass, and afterwards, they fart and blast the cum all over your stomach, dick, and balls

She gave me a booboo blaster after I blew my load in her ass.

by Major Peeler October 11, 2019

milk blasters

Gigantic big ol' titties.

Look at the Gigantic milk blasters on her.

by Subwoofter October 16, 2019