package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Black asian ginger jew

The rarest kind of human specie.

Yo Tim! Check it out, its a black asian ginger jew petting that rock.

by EvAN the boy wonder~ March 16, 2012

Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Blazenka

An extremely beautiful girl, who is smart and has the greatest qualities around.

I could not find a proper meaning, but as far as i know she is awesome so my definition is what i have written above.

You are so Blazenka

by Hardaker March 28, 2013

blaztful

Gay ass nerdy bitch who probably smells like shit since he plays 15 online call of duty tournaments a day and plays 25 hours 8 days a week and has a fat ass ugly mole on his face.

"Dude where were you this weekend?"
"I fucking pulled a blaztful and sat on my ass all day."

by Versabean March 5, 2016

black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.

ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.

by karj1432 April 28, 2019