birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 25, 2007

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Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.

I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.

by SMAK418 September 28, 2009

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November Birthday

The date someone fails no nut November. Usually said when wanting discuss when they failed (nutted), but they don't want outside listeners to know. Someone can have multiple November birthdays in one year.

Hey Joe when's your November Birthday
Ah, November 5th 7th and 10th but I'm going strong since then

by Erdic November 22, 2019

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I’m birthday

Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’

“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”

by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

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