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Benjamin Williamson

An absolute lad who is madman when he’s at bingo with georges nan with his supreme arm bands on and is a minge mincer
by Benj_williamson May 28, 2018
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Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.
I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.
by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017
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Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017
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Benjamin Jacobson

A furry fox who roams in the nature, and suddenly attacked on his prey. Benjamin is weak and his prey always get passed him. BenJuhMehn then UwU's on himself in pain BC he's BAD! Then watches Anime Porn....
I see a Benjamin Jacobson!!! - Sofia Boop Beep

Oh Nih! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! - Kelleigh
HIHNIHWIHBIH! He is weak Attack Now. - Gabriella
by mtaylor23 January 22, 2021
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Pulled A Benjamin

Selling a stock at its lowest point during a temporary pull back.
Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.
by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021
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Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
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Benjamin Swegle

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx January 1, 2012
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