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Get the Blimping mug.(noun) — A young man who turns down a beer, often under the delusion that seltzer, cider or other gay shit are acceptable beverage choices for an individual with Y chromosomes. Commonly found avoiding anything with hops and bravado, the Bimp is nature’s reminder that not every lad is cut from the same rugged cloth. See also: “half pint,” “buzzkill,” and “designated disappointment.”
“Josh sat in the corner, sipping sweet wine from a Solo cup and chiefing his vuse like an infant with it’s pacifier—classic Bimp behavior.”
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Get the Bimp mug.(noun) — A young man who refuses beer in favor of sweet, sugary beverages, often served in ironic cups and sipped with misplaced confidence. The Bimp believes Moscato is masculine and that mango vapes pair well with “just chillin’.” A walking contradiction: testosterone in theory, syrup in practice.
Josh posted up by the fire pit, swirling sweet wine in a red Solo cup and ripping his vape between sips. When offered a beer, he winced. “Too bitter,” he said. That’s when we knew—he was a full-blown Bimp.
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Get the Bempty mug.A nigger that’s blimp shaped. That one nigger that keeps hovering over every conversation you have even though he’s not part of the group.
“Hey did you hear about last night?” “Yeah I did, but keep your voice down or that blimp nigger will hear you”
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