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Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.
Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.
by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008
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badger badger badger

An intellectual movie in which several badgers dance and sing. They appear to be singing "badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger" (etc) and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

What they really are singing is "magic magic magic magic magic magic" and then "mushroom, MUSHROOM!"

The occasional incident in which they articulate the beautiful word "snake," they say something like "oohhh a snake, it's a snaaaake" but if you listen closely it sounds like "hallucinate."
Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

Magic magic magic magic magic MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.

(Listen closely.)
by your mom reaks of butter July 23, 2008
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Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also
Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers
by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006
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Honey Badger

A skunk like animal with fierce claws and teeth Not to mention a pelt so thick some handgun bullets don't affect it, also with such an astonishing immune system that it can eat king cobras, AND IT DOES!!!! It just doesn't give a Shit!
Honey Badger don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants just takes it.
by $PurpleNano$ January 7, 2015
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beiger

a teenage stoner identified by his black heavy metal t-shirt, jeans jacket, torn jeans, backwards hat and shit kicker boots. Can be seen during school smoking cigarettes by his camero listening to metal and defying all authorities.

Resides in Upstate New York, or Pacifica, California or possibly Pine, Colorado
Beiger is one who is known to be a Genny Beer Drinker and gets to angry when the Bills lose
by J Mac6 April 24, 2008
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Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.
"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!
by sealspider1 January 17, 2009
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growling at the badger

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."
by Tommo August 28, 2003
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