ball yourself

To draw on one's courage, usually in preparation for a daring or difficult test.

If you really like the girl, just ball yourself and ask her out.

"I am going to go in there and kick the shit out of that asshole."
"Ball yourself."

by KevintheOH September 13, 2006

brace yourself

In the small Norfolk town of Kings Lynn and the villages surrounding, 'bracing yourself' is a term followed by a face similar to a gurn. The facial expression is called 'a brace'or 'the brace' with an 'urghh' sound attached

Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!

by Jamzo October 11, 2007

Piss on yourself

Often used in place of screw yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*

by ?? February 01, 2003

rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

by jason 510 September 01, 2006

think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.

"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!

by iheartmcdreamy21 December 11, 2006

heck yourself

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.

Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere

by Genji-memes December 19, 2016

Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate

You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself

by Bbcnews December 06, 2021