brace yourself

In the small Norfolk town of Kings Lynn and the villages surrounding, 'bracing yourself' is a term followed by a face similar to a gurn. The facial expression is called 'a brace'or 'the brace' with an 'urghh' sound attached

Rob:Brace yourself Jamzo!
Jamzo:*Braces* URGHHHHHH!

by Jamzo October 27, 2007

Piss on yourself

Often used in place of screw yourself

Byron: I'm going out with Deavonee.
Jonny: Oh piss on yourself.
Byron: She's the hottest girl in 6th grade.
Jonny: I Said PISS ON YOURSELF!
Byron: You wanna fight?
Jonny:*Kills Byron*

by ?? January 31, 2003

rape yourself

a man or woman masterbating themselfs

If you rape yourself you are jerking off or fingering yourself to a orgasm..

by jason 510 September 1, 2006

think-for-yourselfer

a self-centered person; one who does not give a shit about anyone but themself

Made popular by the one and only Dane Cook.

"Why won't you give some money to those starving kids in Africa? You're such a goddamn think-for-yourselfer!

by iheartmcdreamy21 December 12, 2006

heck yourself

heck yourself

The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere.

Man: I hate you
Me: go heck yourself

Man: what is that???
Me:The act of putting your non erect penis around your ballsack and covering your butthole. Then shitting wet shit everywhere

by Genji-memes January 30, 2017

drill yourself

Kill yourself

You need to fucking Drill YourSelf.

by Monkeywithanaxe January 31, 2017

Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019