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The Basher

When you is pissed off at boyfriend/girlfriend and the only thing you have in your hand is a crowbar, Etc. And you bashed in your boyfriend/girlfriend pussy/dick, which later on you realize you bashed it 4,000 times and you boyfriend/girlfriend called the police on.

You escape.

But later on arrested for sexual assault.
Tommy: Aye girl, let me eat out yo pussy right now!

Gina: Hell Nah, boi bye!

*Takes out crow bar*

Tommy: Hoe, gimme to pussy!

*News 7: Teenage Boy name Tommy was arrested for be SO horny, that he got rejected by his girlfriend which cause him to bashed her (urm) middle part with a crowbar, this is called The Basher! (-_-)
by TygaIsBaeLover June 12, 2019
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Crumpet Baster

The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
by Ball splat November 8, 2019
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Pot Basher

Often people from Wigan, very stupid and find banging pots together their main form of entertainment
"Fucking hell look at that pot basher"
"bet they're from Wigan"
by Kv0the September 28, 2020
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angela basset

She did the thing
Angela Basset did the thing viola davis my women king.
by User12332167896 February 24, 2023
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house basher

An electrician who only wires up house's.
This house basher could never make more than $35 an hour
by Japorah July 1, 2023
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peanut butter basher

A sexual act that involves taking a basball bat to someones ass, inserting it, and swirling it around. When it it removed, a peanut butter like substance will be extracted and found on the end.
Don't piss me off, I've got a bat and I'll give you a peanut butter basher.
by BadAssInventor August 7, 2012
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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)
Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"
by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014
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