bean-basher-willy-tacker

meaning you have a small penis

you are never gonna get laid with that bean-basher-willy-tacker

by God_45 March 21, 2004

Bashturk

A bashturk is a person of undeniable ugliness and stupidity. Detested by everyone, the bashturk will engage you with intolerable banter causing you to immediately vacate the confrontation.

You are a bashturk.

by Stuey423 February 25, 2007

apple basher

A bunch of bellends who hate on apple for no particular reason other than to get sexual satisfaction. Generally found on YouTube comment section, these morons will go on a nerd rage hating on apple and how expensive and shit their products are, even though A) They are not, they are just like any other product out there and B) Apple have never done anything to them to make them act this way.
They do this because they have no life or nothing better to do. All of this is just because apple is not to their taste, and/or because their jealous poor losers who's parents wont buy them apple products because their pathetic little shits. Most apple bashers have never owned an apple product or if they have, usually an iPod, due to this, they have no right to judge products they have never owned.
Another thing apple bashers do is say that all good reviews of apple products are paid and is bias bullshit, which in itself, is bullshit.
It's commonly known that they Dutch rudder each other while shoving android devices up their asses and eating shit off their PC/Laptops.
The example is the usual bullshit their rages entail, their arguments Usually contain 80% supposedly-facts bullshit and 20% supposedly-true opinions.

Apple basher: OH MY GOD, how shit is the new iPhone? it costs like $1000 and only has 2 cores in its processor? that technology is from the 19-fucking-50's. Macs are soooo over priced, their quad core processors are so out of date. Pcs are so much better and their quad cores are so fast, so much faster than the macs. Specs mean everything and i can judge because I know everything about computers and have read plenty of reviews of apple and everyone agrees that apple products are shit and for faggots.

by Wayne king January 9, 2014

Black Belly Bash

When fat black chicks have a dance off!

Dude theres a Black belly bash going down, over there!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

bashtard

noun: A bearish stock market investor who frequents message boards to bad mouth a stock relentlessly...

That bashtard Juggle is a smart SOB, he is almost perfect in picking weak stocks on their way down...

by juggling_coal January 22, 2010

bahtey

Also an exclamation to cut short another beast that perhaps is correct, but the speaker does not wish to acknowledge this possibility and uses this term to divert the attention of others as well as himself. Originating from King of the Hill, "Boy I'll tell you what," several such phrases arose such as 'bald-headed coat sack' and the more permanent 'bah tey fweh.' It is from the latter that "bahteys" derives, and is used in no related manner, but really in any way a beast pleases.

So basically you..
--Bahtey!

by AJM January 4, 2004

bashash

Used when you do not know what else to say, or you do not want to answer a question. More commonly used in a "flirty" type manner. It can be used to replace other words. Extra "ash"s can be added to the end- "bashashash"

"Who is your crush?"
"bashashash"

by Casey Joness March 10, 2007