The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

The Barns and Noble by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

tanner banes 

A girl that so beautiful. She can get any guy at the touch of her fingers. She has a lil ass but it is so cute on her it fits her. Any other girl is jealous of her. She is gorgeous and the best!

Guy: we need a break
Girl: wait what are you leaving me for someone else

Guy: yes
Girl: who
Guy: this gorgeous and the best person I know tanner banes

tanner banes by Tanner banes December 12, 2018

Old Barney Tim 

Old Barney Tim is a great human that is other known as Jess. He has a wife named mrs Barney tim And a child potato. Potato’s birthday is tomorrow so happy birthday potato!!!!

Old Barney Tim and mrs Barney Tim’s wedding will be in two weeks and they’re will be a lolly ring.

All old Barney Tim’s friends will be at the wedding taking some kind of part in it and there will be a party the night before.

Old Barney Tim was made to make people happy and laugh in serious or unhappy situations or at any other time.

Over all I I love you to the moon and back old Barney Tim sooo much he is amazing.

Bad situation

Old Barney Tim: hi guys let’s get this party started.
Then everyone laughs and has a good time or ELSE!

Old Barney Tim by 12T16H March 13, 2019

Scum bagness 

The art of being a down right rotten scumbag.

The people across the street are full of scum bagness

Scum bagness by Big Daddy D$$ January 23, 2020

Barney 

Barney is a high dinosaur. He had drugs in his tail all the time. He brainwashes the kids by making them sing songs. That is how they became the crack looking popstars they are today. Barney would make them sing and then give them "sugar" which was actually cocaine. Barney is a big purple bitch. "Know one even knew Barney was a drug dealer and buyer" said Doctor Johnny Dee "Know one even knew the kids Selena and Demi would become crack looking popstars" said Doctor Jessica Blevins

Barney: He kids lets sing a song!
Kids: No you big purple ass bitch

Barney: I'll give you sugar
Kids: Really? Yay!
Barney: Ok lets sing
Barney and kids: Barney is a purple dinosaur that gives kids sugar
Kids: *gets brainwashed*
Barney: Now to turn them in to crack looking popstars with my cocaine.
Barney: *gets arrested*
Barney: *escapes jail and goes back to the kids*
Kids: We missed you barney
Barney: Me too
Barney: Wants some sugar?
Kids: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kids: *grows up to be crack looking popstars*

Barney by SnowyPenguin July 24, 2018

Barney Error 

A fan-made computer virus that affects any Windows PC. He gives you a numbered amount of chances and if you waste all of them he destroys your computer.

We interrupt your computer session for a Barney Error. Barney was killed by (insert name here).

BARNEY ERROR (or BARNeERROR)

STOP THE FREAKING STARTUP!!!

Barney Error by Mario15XP December 19, 2021

old cold belly badness 

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

old cold belly badness by ljm18 December 10, 2008