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baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.
actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...
by truth of avarice October 9, 2008
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Baptiste

Putain, quel connard ce Baptiste!
by Everyhandleisfuckingtaken January 3, 2021
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dog in a bathtub

when you lube up someone's anus and squeeze your balls inside. then try to keep them from jumping out, like a dog in a bathtub.
Dude!Sandy was walking real funny this morning, what'd you do to her bro?!?!?!?

well man i fucked her, sucked her tities then broke out the astroglide and gave her that dog in a bathtub treatment!
by fuzzyknubbles October 3, 2008
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Bathtub Treatment

The Bathtub Treatment is actually a collection of treatments for the body of a significant other after he or she passes away. Once she does, one must immediately take her body and preserve it in a bathtub with ethanol. The advantage of this, is that the body will always be preserved and ready for sex after proper preparation. In order to prepare for sex with the deceased significant other, she must be warmed. This is accomplished by placing a standard Ball Park hot dog into the microwave for approximately 45 seconds. Once the hot dog has been heated, it is placed into the vagina where thermodynamics will warm the surrounding area. After about ten minutes, your favorite vagina is ready for sex. Due to the hot dog's grease and warmth, the vagina is now wet and eager for you engorged penis. At this point, you should have sex, then clean yourself and your partner. Replace her in the bathtub and repeat as necessary. Remember to top off the ethanol as it evaporates rapidly. Investing in a bathtub cover would be most frugal.
After the death of Alicia, Kavan moved quickly to perform the Bathtub Treatment correctly.
by Fucked_her_rotten February 26, 2011
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Pittsburgh Baptism

When a resident from the city of Pittsburgh gives birth to a child (male or female) and then dips the child while still attached to the umbilical cord into the nearest sewer three times.
Why do you need to take off work?
I have to go outta town to witness my little cousins Pittsburgh Baptism.
by TnZ20 February 11, 2012
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baptismal

When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth
you freak!you busted out a baptismal on your dog.
by DorkMan January 26, 2004
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BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.
Man that bitched baptized me last night
by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006
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