Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon
by EmiiLikesCats April 29, 2016
A Flying Balloon is when a guy's partner blows into his dick, inflating his bladder, then sits on his belly forcing the air out, making a sound like an inflated balloon being released to fly across the room. It is best to attempt this if the recipient does not have to urinate.
She thought it would be funny to give him a Flying Balloon, until she sat on his belly and he pissed all over her ceiling.
by MainGun April 22, 2019
by mykoala August 05, 2016
Heather jumped on Snowbird's back and was riding him just as he gave her a hotair balloon. She nearly rose to the ceiling.
by Svendervittle August 23, 2010
by dietcam August 14, 2015
Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.
by bawss nigga October 31, 2011
Porn in which a person rubs balloons, grinds on balloons and stimulates themselves sexually on balloons to the point of popping the balloons while grinding on them.
There is an episode of Bobs Burgers where it is revealed Linda's father is into balloon porn and would like Linda's mother to play sexually with balloons in front of him, but she refuses to at first because she doesn't care for startling noises.
by SheThaRealG September 16, 2015