hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon

When you 69 with a girl, and she farts, you reach over the edge of the bed, grab a walmart bag, and fill the bag with the stink. Turn around and start to fuck her. When when she is about to orgasm, put the bag over her head. When she gasps for air, pull the bag off and shoot your wad in her face.

"Dude, your girlfriend told me that you gave her a Wisconsin Hot Air Balloon last...good call..."

by WI Pharter April 16, 2009

Balloon expression

An extreme overreaction to a surprise or situation. It can also be seen in a picture titled Dont drop the balloon on funnyjunk.com.

(maury show) Josh you are the father! *Balloon expression*

I had a major balloon expression when I found out bob was gay.

Dont drop the balloon!! *Balloon expression*

by Jr-homicide May 22, 2009

balloon out

potentiality of becoming no-return protoplasm(atically) challenged!!

all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out

judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

balloon show

When one wraps a zeppelin around their tits and said tits inflate to the size of watermelons. Then, their partner inserts an National Airship Association regulation air pump into their anal cavity and blows so much air into it that the clitoral region of said individual experiences such great levels of engorgement that it resembles a miniature zeppelin. Then their partner punches the inflated clitoris, releasing the built up air, while their partner screams "OH, THE HUMANITY!"

"Holy shit! Carol gave me such an intense balloon show I could have sworn that I was levitated several centimeters!"

by Fisto Roboto January 12, 2014

Balloon Party

When You Shove a balloon up your anus and you have a group of people try to catch it in their mouth as you push it out. Whoever catches it gets to be the balloon man.

Who’s ready for the balloon party later?

by THE ORIGINAL VI December 12, 2019

Chimney ballooning

farting into someone else's butthole

She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.

by Dicksweat November 13, 2017